Random

If I hadn't passed out from alcohol and sleep deprivation at the exact moment,
If I hadn't perked up at the right time,
And if I hadn't been on the right elevator,
And if I hadn't stopped on your floor to say hello,
If I hadn't taken the EXACT amount of time I did for the "Knock and wait,"
And if I didn't decide to take the same elevator down at that exact moment,


I would have just gone home,
And it wouldn't have been a big deal

But it's really really funny.